Average rude Joe
Hello my name is Joe and I don’t appreciate the hoe, take that for an introduction yo! God I feel like Run-D.M.C already. Well I don’t need more towards introductions other then that. And yeah that’s how I feel… basically all women are whores. At one point or another that’s how I felt about my mom as well. Any type of woman who accepts any physical or material gains for the exchange of her presence or any other favor is a prostitute. Just search your dictionary, you might find a picture of my mother as well in there. So why don’t I turn gay? Well because men are also stupid and hairy and I am 100% straight as God made all other men on this Earth, whatever else there is they are simple abominations. And no I am not married, why the fuck would I take any woman into my home?I already have a dishwasher, I can cook and the washing machine works just fine and never bitches about anything. For sex I hook up with any random woman from a local date app or whatever I get to pick up from the city pubs or bars Yeah, maybe some might be drunk but who cares I don’t want to remember them either. If they get the job done it’s mission accomplished for everyone and it ain’t my fault that they get drunk and start flirting with strangers. For fuck’s sake if you can’t handle your alcohol don’t fucking drink. When I don’t get lucky and the fish ain’t biting I turn to the “do it yourself and do it better” local video-chat sites.I even have a few favorites that I visit pretty often. My last visit took me to https://cams.com, when there I usually search for young ones, the younger the better. Definitely easier to work with and once I’m in her free chat I have several developed techniques that I constantly use:
The stalker: or the eyes in the shadows as I like to call it, one of the most time consuming ones. I stay there for as long as I can without saying a word, sometimes I do it for even for days as long as she’s online. And only after a long time of waiting I get in her private, tell her my name and I tell her that I love her and I really need to see her naked! I instantly give her my webcam and start jerking off, usually I start before getting her to private so by the time she shows me her tits I already get to cum. Also if I stay there in her free chat for a long time with my sound on I can pay attention if anyone tips her and I can get lucky and see some tits and ass for free, then I take her to private chat and repeat what I’ve said before. Another good tactic is to wait a bit after someone already takes her in private and join in just in the middle of the fun. All of this might be time consuming but also less expensive.
The love bird: I just simply act as if I fell in love with the model and tell her how much I want her and love her using a bunch of already saved comments that I just keep pasting to her. At first I start asking just small things, a kiss…maybe hearing her voice a little and from that keep asking for more. Perseverance is key with this approach. Then it’s basically the same routine… I enter the private with my cock hanging out and start stroking it since I’m a smart man and always start before the private. What’s the point in doing this? Well I know that the cunt gets pleasure in seeing me get to cum and if she doesn’t what do I care about her enjoyment. When you visit hookers do you care if they get to cum after you’re done fucking them?
The man: This is my favorite one to do, everyone knows women just need a father figure in their life with the authority to tell them what to do and put them in their place. For this technique you need to use some name calling (bitch, cunt, whore…you can get inventive), be straight and firm and don’t let your guard down. Just give her what she really wants. Don’t be afraid to open your cam right away jerking your cock, ’cause that’s what all the video chat girls like. They are there to be humiliated and to obey and never hold back when it comes to cumming. That’s why you’re there and the bitches love it.
The noob hunter: this is a must in your techniques book. Always search for new models that aren’t to sure what they’re doing and teach them how to behave properly. How you raise them it’s how you will have them after all. So when you see a new model teach her right away with the name calling and make her understand she needs to get naked right away, that’s why they’re there after all.
Those are the basic things you need to know for a good start, the rest comes with experience. So don’t get soft and start thinking they like you or they have any other purpose aside from getting humiliated and used.
Joe is out to fuck some hoes
So remember never keep your clothes
Cause we all know that’s they way it goes
*You should treat this as what it is and learn from it whatever you think there is to learn…because people like this are all over the place. From my point of view this type of behavior is one step away from being locked up in a cell or on heavy drugs with 7 days a week therapy. Anyway, go to https://www.beststudios.lsl.com for NON rude video chat girls!